Stay Off My Grass or it's you’re a*s Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Small You're a badass bitch

You're a badass bitch

So tell unwanted visitors to Kapu

I was expecting to see your mug in the obituaries

You know you're on fire

please do not

Stay Off My Grass or it's you’re a*s Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Small You're a badass bitchThose damn kids! You've got the nicest lawn in your neighborhood. Your blood, sweat and tears are out there, those long hours of weeding and trimming and edging. Give those a warning when they come to visit to use the sidewalks only and mind your lawn. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this